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Daniel Stabb 1 Sep 2017
Dan Stabb @DanStabb
After the past eight months, I can safely say there's only one American Dream I can still believe in. https://t.co/AziSwW23He
Daniel Stabb 31 Aug 2017
"Raining Tacos" was clearly written by someone who hates parents.
Daniel Stabb 30 Aug 2017
Every "inspirational" post on LinkedIn is now a glorified excuse to post a selfie.
Dear everyone: It is totally okay to not look at your phone while walking. The chances of you and I colliding will dramatically decrease.
The cat and I are engaged in an intense stare-off because I won't allow her to eat the flowers. I typed this tweet and maintained my gaze.
"You must see it to believe." - Ashton Kutcher, on every single app ever invented (judging by my Facebook ads)
Daniel Stabb 29 Aug 2017
The excitement for making your first mortgage payment dilutes when you realize you have 359 more to go.
I guess they didn't learn from their "30 Minutes or Less Liability Extravaganza" of the 90s. https://t.co/Cnb6azer3d
I used to mock my parents for their inability to program a VCR... Meanwhile, I stare at this unbrewed coffee pot and a set of instructions.
Hey Nadine, How about giving me tips to solve the puzzle BEFORE I get whacked with an axe 18 times? #UnchartedTheLostLegacy
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