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Daniel Stabb 10 Oct 2017
Dan Stabb @DanStabb
I have a better idea for this supposed IQ challenge so that it's a fairer fight for Mr. Trump. https://t.co/OaRwJrF02U
Addendum for toilet users everywhere: flushing isn’t that hard. https://t.co/qLJoccll3y
I have an inexplicable hatred for the term, “crown molding.”
Daniel Stabb 9 Oct 2017
Solution to #ColumbusDay dilemma: 1) Keep the name 2) Remove all statues of the explorer 3) Replace with statues of the Home Alone director
Daniel Stabb 7 Oct 2017
My week on Twitter 🎉: 8 Mentions, 42 Favorited, 7 Replies, 15 Retweets, 56.4K Retweet Reach. See yours with… https://t.co/ccgQPqhUgj
Daniel Stabb 5 Oct 2017
I just heard someone say, "I don't give a f***" four times. I don't know that I've ever met someone with -4 f***s to give.
"Oh Christ." - My reaction as soon as I see Kellyanne Conway trending
Daniel Stabb 4 Oct 2017
He informs Speaker Ryan in it does not, any way, matter what his name is. #PresidentTheRockScandals @HashtagSkirmish
If we only responded to the epidemic of mass shootings the same way we responded to one guy who tried to ignite his shoe...16 years ago.
Daniel Stabb 3 Oct 2017
I just want to live in a world where CNN's top headline is: "Invasion of Cute Puppies: Everybody Happy"
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