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Daniel Stabb 10 Nov 2016
Dan Stabb @DanStabb
Hey Old Navy, Why do you gotta put the short guy pants on the top shelf?
Daniel Stabb 9 Nov 2016
In 2020, I better not see one damn poll before the election.
I'm pretty sure my beard changed colors overnight. #MakeAmericaGreyAgain
Let these four words sink in: First Lady Melania Trump. #WTF, America?
Ok, someone please take the TV away from John King. #ElectionNight
Daniel Stabb 8 Nov 2016
Let's be real: everyone's Facebook friend count is going down after tonight. #ElectionDay
Election decided by 270 people. #WTFAmericaIn5Words @HuffPostComedy
Girlfriend: All we have left for tonight is the crappy wine. Dan: ...which sums up this election in a nutshell. #ElectionDay
On this day, it's important to remember that I don't really need a selfie of you voting. #ElectionDay
Daniel Stabb 7 Nov 2016
Tomorrow's bold prediction: Chris Matthews will shout. #Election2016
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