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Daniel Stabb 7 Feb 2017
Dan Stabb @DanStabb
Did you just try to rationalize with the Ayatollah, dude? #WHPressBriefing
The Grinch didn't steal Christmas. The liberal media stole Christmas. Fact! #TrumpBookReport @HuffPostComedy
Who moved my cheese? Probably a so-called judge. Probably a Democrat. Nobody knows for sure. #TrumpBookReport @HuffPostComedy
Take a drink every time Spicer says, "Look." #WHPressBriefing
Sean Spicer is reading his briefing like a fifth grader reading Tom Sawyer to the rest of the class. #WHPressBriefing
You. All*. Suck. #DeVosVote *50 of you
The Iron Chic #SoftenABadGuy @midnight
Daniel Stabb 6 Feb 2017
Wiz: Do it. Label: The song's not even about you. Wiz: I'm leaving... Label: Fiiiiine. (How "It's young Khalifa man" makes every Wiz song)
Girlfriend: "Can I go to the country where Morgan Freeman is President?" #SuperBowl
If you want to picture what post-apocalyptic desolation would look like, shop at Target during #SuperBowl.
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