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Daniel Stabb 25 Apr 2019
Dan Stabb @DanStabb
What my uncle did with my nose after he stole it. @DanStabb / topic by @comedyembargo #pitchjokes https://t.co/tf2NOkT4jV
Daniel Stabb 24 Apr 2019
Stepson: If they play UNO in Spain, is it called One?
5yo: “I thought my shadow was the cat for a second.”
Apparently I missed the part of this AirBNB listing that mentioned “toilet seat optional.”
Daniel Stabb 19 Apr 2019
It's not that far from hyperbole to say that all of Downtown Wilmington was at @decowilmington during lunch hour.
Daniel Stabb 18 Apr 2019
Dear Mr. Rosenstein: Blink once if you're in trouble. Blink twice if you're okay. #MuellerReport
Rod Rosenstein looks like he has soiled himself at least three times. #MuellerReport
Daniel Stabb 17 Apr 2019
Wait what? https://t.co/0FUTTPKLuf
Daniel Stabb 16 Apr 2019
The Viking Experience sounds like a halfass exhibit at a local museum. #Raw
Daniel Stabb 14 Apr 2019
5yo: I’m three years older than when I was two years old. Me: That’s pretty smart, buddy. You know how much older I… https://t.co/z2G6XexCaq
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