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Daniel Stabb 30 Dec 2016
Dan Stabb @DanStabb
...and, under my imaginary administration, illegal. https://t.co/XSy60OwfAF
"Yup. You're right." - My response to every "I know most of you won't repost this..." post on Facebook.
Daniel Stabb 29 Dec 2016
It should be federal law that any mayonnaise on a sandwich must be advertised on the menu. #SayNoToSurpriseMayo
I don't know, ATM. You tell me. https://t.co/ITdQ9znXd9
"People are stupid." - My response after reading the insane overreaction to Steve Martin's Tweet.
Daniel Stabb 27 Dec 2016
The winner of best "Misheard Lyric" of all-time is a 3-year-old singing, "Time to Lick the Donkey."
Daniel Stabb 26 Dec 2016
If you want to learn as many obscure diseases as possible, sit through every commercial break of a #FamilyFeud marathon.
Daniel Stabb 25 Dec 2016
When you get a "wrong number" text, but you don't quite want to tell them... https://t.co/hjeoEnNiEr
Daniel Stabb 24 Dec 2016
"What the f*** is this?" - My assumed reaction if someone ever brought me figgy pudding
Daniel Stabb 22 Dec 2016
"Well, at least they'll know it's from me." - My rationalization for being the worst gift wrapper ever
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