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Melissa Burr
Melissa Burr 28 Sep 2019
Melissa Burr @burrrrrberry
One of the most valuable skills in poker is the ability to immediately forget the hand you fold preflop. Second… https://t.co/SrN0LlV32O
Melissa Burr 27 Sep 2019
Idk if I'm just having a brain fart.. but why would you go for 2 there? Need help from the twitter-should-have-been-NFL-head-coaches ....
Melissa Burr 26 Sep 2019
Random things I'm bad at 1. Apparently shutting car doors 2. Telling time 3. Distinguishing left and right imme… https://t.co/xafe438KrL
UPDATE re: crushed thumb WARNING: PHOTOS ARE NOT PRETTY Doctor said I crushed most of the nerves in the tip of m… https://t.co/ENldwNja0S
Melissa Burr 25 Sep 2019
Pizza for the dinner ... second day in a row... You think, "I should really start eating healthier." Frank the pi… https://t.co/izzUcxaMfO
Melissa Burr 23 Sep 2019
When are you guys gonna come up with a worse word than CUNT to call us... I'm not even flinching these days when u… https://t.co/LmdUb4gAzC
Proud of my phone for finally recognizing "douchebagery" as a word.
Melissa Burr 21 Sep 2019
Just wanna go on record for the second time in Twitter history.. MY HUSBAND WAS RIGHT. Got home from surgery, he… https://t.co/9QRuSbobZV
Melissa Burr 20 Sep 2019
Surgery went well.. I'm alive and sleepy. I'll be back to check raising tourists in no time :) Thanks for all the… https://t.co/E8zLre2xri
Just got the best compliment of my entire life. Shout out to the girl who just asked me if my boobs were real. I'm legit on cloud 9.
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