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Melissa Burr 19 Jun 2015
Melissa Burr @burrrrrberry
Today @EricCrain cemented his rightful spot in my top 5 follows on twitter.
RT @EricCrain: @WSOPTD next year would it be possible to get rid of the sun? It's far too hot and makes it difficult to see while outside. …
Shits getting real when America needs these signs at county fairs. http://t.co/qeixRvHHQ8
Melissa Burr 17 Jun 2015
I am the most stubborn person I know. Fuck.
Having a debate w/one of my best guy friends about how he wouldn't have sex w/my favorite girl... btw she's 40 here http://t.co/KVHpLaaZHn
Melissa Burr 16 Jun 2015
Dear motorcycle people, That dotted line separating legal lanes isn't actually ur own individual lane. Unless ur trying to die, then it is.
Melissa Burr 15 Jun 2015
RT @Lance_Bradley: Had no idea what to expect when I interviewed @AntZinno. Found a humble, honest, hard working guy. My story: http://t.co…
Is there anything good that can follow the beginning of this statement from your boyfriend? "I can't wait for you to leave..." @lefty2432
RT @Lance_Bradley: @KungPhui So you got a fortune cookie addressed to “Phil” that talks about winning a bracelet and you think it meant you…
Melissa Burr 10 Jun 2015
Am I the only #fatfuck that tries to eat the whipped cream first thru that tiny opening using the straw when getting starbucks?
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