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Melissa Burr 19 Jan 2017
Melissa Burr @burrrrrberry
You know it was a bad day when your celebrating a 5k loss. Fucking poker....
Melissa Burr 11 Jan 2017
In other news, I'm extremely pleased that golden retrievers are still beating golden showers in the Google search p… https://t.co/a4JS3Pn4sz
What's really insane is that even if this peeing scandal broke before the election, he would have probably still won.
Melissa Burr 5 Jan 2017
Optometrist asks me what I do for a living and now were talking about GTO. Damn you @Joeingram1
Melissa Burr 2 Jan 2017
Just got asked about my supposed weight loss bet from a random player. 2017 is already awesome.
Melissa Burr 27 Dec 2016
I don't really care if ur getting healthier or wiser next year... but can we all just agree to get better at screen shots vs quote tweets?
Melissa Burr 21 Dec 2016
I doubt there's anything better in poker than watching a guy lose 30k win a 2k pot then get called a piece of shit for winning that one.
Melissa Burr 20 Dec 2016
bad cab 2006: guy took us the long way and almost hit 2 pedestrians bad Uber 2016: this fucking asshole didn't even have bottles of water
Melissa Burr 18 Dec 2016
boyfriend: you can't be this crazy... me: challenge accepted.
Melissa Burr 16 Dec 2016
people who have 4 wheel spinners on their suitcase but don't use them can't be trusted
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