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Melissa Burr 26 Jul 2016
Melissa Burr @burrrrrberry
Today I was so hungry I ate thru half the sandwich wrapper before I noticed. Id be lying if I said that was the first time I've done that.
Melissa Burr 24 Jul 2016
The only thing worse than poker players talking hand histories is poker players talking politics.
Melissa Burr 23 Jul 2016
xanax, jelly beans, potato chips and swedish fish. fuck u diet.
I went the wrong way on the turnpike for the second time this week. sometimes I wonder how I win at poker... or tie my shoes.
Melissa Burr 22 Jul 2016
this is where players muck their cards in my home game. https://t.co/WAtmJmHKQQ
Melissa Burr 20 Jul 2016
"I can't watch this anymore.... this is a travesty to poker." -- player in my game who is not winning.
Melissa Burr 19 Jul 2016
new kid sits down and says "what's up terrorist?"... ... I guess the question of "have we ever played together before?" has been answered.
Melissa Burr 17 Jul 2016
if doing laundry at 10am on a sunday isn't proof of being an adult than I don't know what is.
Melissa Burr 14 Jul 2016
The guy in line at Starbucks is counting out dimes nickels and pennies... I think you're lost buddy.
Melissa Burr 13 Jul 2016
Only in poker can a friend send a text saying "hey wanna go to vegas today?" to someone who would actually consider it.
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