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Melissa Burr 12 Aug 2015
Melissa Burr @burrrrrberry
Real steve trying to make up for dream steve's douche-bagery. https://t.co/RcXYGRRmOs
Melissa Burr 11 Aug 2015
"I mean it looks like your eyes aren't even open." - my soon to be ex boyfriend https://t.co/Mejhyxob6P
Melissa Burr 10 Aug 2015
my favorite part of tonight's family dinner was when @lefty2432 's FATHER looked him straight in the face and said "DON'T HAVE KIDS."
Melissa Burr 9 Aug 2015
yesterday @lefty2432 says "@LuckyJadeJules has been slacking on the favorites lately" I look - "she only has 57 in for today yeah slow day"
me - "do you think she's pretty?" @lefty2432 - "huh?" girl so pretty your bf's only defense is to act like he didn't hear the question SMH
RT @DoltYourseIf: I'm crying 😂😂😂 http://t.co/FOPt76HxqM
Melissa Burr 7 Aug 2015
I wonder if the #GOPDebate would let me borrow that cute little bell for the tankers in poker.
Melissa Burr 4 Aug 2015
I'm rooting for 2 people tonight... one rides a horse and one is playing horse... let's go @jaredjaffee21 and @tim00 #gitRdone
Melissa Burr 1 Aug 2015
"you're scrolling too fast!!! all I'm getting is pictures!!!" real struggles of reading twitter with @lefty2432 #readfaster
Melissa Burr 31 Jul 2015
anyone ever almost dislocate their thumb trying to put on stretch pants too soon after the shower? yeah me neither....
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