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Melissa Burr 26 May 2015
Melissa Burr @burrrrrberry
Xanax and truth or dare with @jaredjaffee21 ... shits about to get real. ...fun :)
Update #forthefans just reached the "oreo challenge" phase. The entire package in under an hour. Aka xanax #3 Gl me. http://t.co/fZZeGd5cvF
Knowing how to properly use the former and latter is sexy. YES I'm turned on by grammar and a wide vocabulary. NO it's not THAT weird.
Wondering what's gonna get me tonight... the gunshots outside my place in mexico or the xanax. Rooting for the latter.
Oh hi xanax.
Almost just fell right into my bathtub phone in hand but I stuck the landing. Dear god, let the rungood keep coming....
Melissa Burr 25 May 2015
RT @lefty2432: I thought I was a real sick degen. But @mrdoft, he might be the greatest. Might be the best. I had no idea it was in there.
Melissa Burr 20 May 2015
Am I the only girl that carries sriracha sauce and a chocolate bar around in her purse? http://t.co/9gHsCADaKn
😍 @lefty2432 took me to a baseball game 15 rows behind home plate, I lost a prop bet, then watched double OT hockey #relationshipgoals #love
Dear ladies wearing heels to a baseball game, You have made better decisions in life. Maybe time to reevaluate. Sincerely, Burrrrrberry
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