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Melissa Burr 30 Jul 2014
Melissa Burr @burrrrrberry
"@benyogel: Trying to organize a steady day for mixed games in So Florida -100-200 or 200-400. Email me if interested." --this. See u soon!
Melissa Burr 29 Jul 2014
Whos going to EPT Spain?
Today I passed on dunkin donuts coffee because there was no drive thru... I think this is a new low of lazy for me.
I cant wait for the day I can say "I just love my teleporter... remember how much flying on airplanes blew?"
Dear parent of screaming baby, "SHHHHHHH" didnt work. For fucks sake TRY SOMETHING ELSE. #angryairplanetweets
If ur looking to pick up a girl at the airport...grab the one in sneakers carrying her own bag...clearly independent or has a bad bf #protip
Women wearing heels at the airport scream desperate and are clearly attention seeking idiots who care nothing for comfort... beware guys
Melissa Burr 27 Jul 2014
I mean.... is it really necessary to throw stuff at the losers who arent married? Just keep ur fucking flowers. #traditionsthatneedtodie
I wouldnt say I ran from the bouquet when she threw it at me.... but i did use @dianakcox as a human shield.
Me and @dianakcox partying it up wedding style :) http://t.co/jvvYqL9gtl
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