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Melissa Burr 28 Sep 2014
Melissa Burr @burrrrrberry
Boy I am an idiot.
Dear victorias secret, For the love of god please put ur shit on normal sized women. I cant ever tell what im buying and i dont do returns.
Melissa Burr 27 Sep 2014
Spent $350 at the grocery store today. YES I'm eating the pain away YES I know I'm doing the grocery store wrong NO I dont care
Making decisions is my least favorite thing about being an adult. Buying whatever I want at the grocery store .... is my favorite.
Melissa Burr 26 Sep 2014
Some days u just don't know how u feel.... u should just sleep on those days.
Melissa Burr 25 Sep 2014
Heres the list.. 1. Functional adult 2. Adult 3. Misfit 4. Trainwreck 5. Mess And then.. 6. ME - fucking diaster.
Welp... I just fell down a flight of stairs. That was NOT fun. @SILENCEnwp just gave me a pain pill.. that is WAYYYYY more fun.
Melissa Burr 23 Sep 2014
My day has drastically improved now that I found Coyote Ugly on demand.
Melissa Burr 22 Sep 2014
Twitter would be way cooler if people tweeted EXACTLY what they were thinking.
Melissa Burr 19 Sep 2014
Listen domestic abuse was around lonnnng before the NFL made it popular... it was just as bad THEN as it is NOW.
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