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Melissa Burr 21 Jun 2016
Melissa Burr @burrrrrberry
My 2 yo niece screaming at the top of her lungs bc she didnt want the cap on her water bottle, may as well be a commercial for birth control
Twitter progression during WSOP. https://t.co/9rPPDOvlbR
Melissa Burr 20 Jun 2016
My 4 year old nephew just questioned my ability to "keep him from sinking" in the ocean. Even at 4 he already knows what a disaster I am.
I wish the NBA finals were on every Sunday, seems like the only way to actually dodge all the game of thrones spoilers u fucks like to post
Melissa Burr 16 Jun 2016
# of ppl who know the rules of razz definitely doubled yesterday also thanks @wsop for not making me post my first born to watch the stream
I dont trust people who have 15k followers but avg 1 favorite per tweet. ... or those who use 1 ply toilet taper.
Just imagine if the poker fans cared about the GPL like they cared about this selbst/mercier bet, they wouldnt need aaron paul or a cage.
https://t.co/gDi6ksDygF
Melissa Burr 12 Jun 2016
This week for "single saturday" I stayed in and deleted unflattering pictures of myself on facebook. shit is really getting cray.
Melissa Burr 11 Jun 2016
when my mom loses apps she blames the "phone fairy." https://t.co/PJWzFWiISC
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