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Melissa Burr 26 Jan 2017
Melissa Burr @burrrrrberry
Dear trump, please leave us Asians alone. You need us to do your math.
Deep breaths.... nothing is ever as bad as it feels.
Melissa Burr 25 Jan 2017
Some days u just need 1 handful of Xanax and 1 handful of Swedish fish.
Melissa Burr 24 Jan 2017
Alright enough is enough.... What the fuck is the gN in front of people's names?????
RT @ArfMeasures: BRUCE BANNER: You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. I'm the worst when I'm angry TODDLER: Hold my milk
Melissa Burr 23 Jan 2017
Started taking vitamins the other day to make sure I live long enough to see this "long run" everyone keeps talking about.
"I swear.... it was the craziest thing. The paper towel roll just EXPLODED." https://t.co/qizMvf6dTP
Melissa Burr 21 Jan 2017
My friends are getting verified on twitter.... meanwhile I can't even get a Hendon mob picture. https://t.co/ZzoOiJAMEf
Melissa Burr 19 Jan 2017
You know the diet is going real well when u start thinking "man.... if I could just get a touch of that stomach virus that's going around"
Got new glasses the other day and all I could hear was @JamieKerstetter 's voice damning hipsters for ruining glass… https://t.co/9agnKCAHi1
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