Benjamin Bass 16 Oct 2013
Ben Bass & Beyond @BenBassBeyond
@emilybazelon Emily, you were super appealing on Colbert. Concise and informative while getting the joke. Nice!
Playas be all "You Know Who" and Harry Potter be like "Don't even trip, little homies... Voldemort"
PRINCE: I was dreaming when I wrote this, so sue me if I go too fast ME: I'll see you in the Northern District of Illinois, little man
Benjamin Bass 15 Oct 2013
Guy on my train with Tourette's making more sense than Ted Cruz
Benjamin Bass 14 Oct 2013
I got 99 problems and my trouble with math is 200 of them.
Benjamin Bass 13 Oct 2013
So it turns out Chris Brown is also a singer
Benjamin Bass 12 Oct 2013
So awkward. My roommate just heard me having sex* *with his mom
Benjamin Bass 11 Oct 2013
It would have made more sense to be born on Coming Out Day
Benjamin Bass 10 Oct 2013
"Once I had a love and it was a gas," said someone obviously in the late 1970s
Benjamin Bass 9 Oct 2013
Kill just a couple of your enemies and people call you a murderer :(
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