Benjamin Bass 30 Oct 2013
Ben Bass & Beyond @BenBassBeyond
The easiest Halloween costume is President Grover Cleveland. It doesn't matter what you wear because no one remembers what he looked like.
Benjamin Bass 29 Oct 2013
I love my job but there aren't enough puppies, massages, pop-a-shots, poker games, trivia contests, kittens, or sea lions. I hate my job.
Breaking out my makeup, bouffant wig and silk kimono so I can go to work Thursday as Madama Butterfly! So anyway, when's Halloween?
In Russia, hacky jokes say YOU
It's almost that fun-filled night when I dress up in a silly costume and give candy to everyone in my neighborhood. I call it "Thursday."
No one ever rings my bell on Halloween so I bought 20 bags of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups #prepared
"Size doesn't matter." —Paul Ryan on the national debt
Benjamin Bass 28 Oct 2013
I did standup at my local animal shelter to make it a no-kill shelter
Enjoying a cup of coffee, or as I call it, 5 Minute Energy
I don't mind the government telling me who I can have sex with as long as it's Denise
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