Benjamin Bass 18 Nov 2013
Ben Bass & Beyond @BenBassBeyond
If your band covers "I Can See For Miles," might as well throw "Eye In the Sky" in there too.
They might as well have cast Taylor Swift as the Lone Ranger. A lot more people would have gone to see it.
ERIC WOOLFSON: Wait, if the band is just the two of us, why is it called the Alan Parsons Project? ALAN PARSONS: You're the project.
Benjamin Bass 16 Nov 2013
The NFL should parlay its popularity into some sort of licensed merchandise.
Benjamin Bass 15 Nov 2013
I usually go from restaurant to restaurant until I can find a server whose lifestyle I disapprove of so I can berate them on the check.
On your birthday, receiving a tie is like kissing your sister.
Benjamin Bass 13 Nov 2013
If only there were some products I could buy.
Banks that have Starburst candy in the lobby should be deemed too awesome to fail
The correct way to slice a pizza is parallel to the floor.
TAYLOR SWIFT: I knew you were trouble when you walked in ME: Look who's talking, you fucking psycho
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