Benjamin Bass 21 Aug 2015
Ben Bass & Beyond @BenBassBeyond
Thanks for pausing long enough between ordering drinks on this first date to inform me I should be on eHarmony
Benjamin Bass 14 Aug 2015
...Sat NYT, FYI the hardest weekly xword by far is Newsday Saturday Stumper. http://t.co/GQRmVgMq29 Past 14 days are accessible. (2 of 2)
Benjamin Bass 3 Aug 2015
When I heard Taylor Swift was going to play at Soldier Field, I assumed the Bears had finally upgraded their defensive line
Benjamin Bass 29 Jul 2015
The seventeenth time the recorded voice told me "Your call is very important to us," I was convinced that my call was very important to them
Benjamin Bass 28 Jul 2015
It ain't bragging if it's a potato
Benjamin Bass 25 Jul 2015
Super excited to find a pimple because it's clearly the first scene in a movie where I go back to HS and do it all over again
Benjamin Bass 20 Jul 2015
Donald Trump wouldn't have been a prisoner of war because they would have killed him
#GrowingUpWithMyName was pretty unremarkable until they opened Bed Bath and Beyond
@emilylhauser Not a timely response, but perfectly rendered piece on SXSW.
Benjamin Bass 19 Jul 2015
Assuming the point of Garrison Keillor's radio show is to make you want to kill yourself and/or him, it succeeds gloriously.
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