Benjamin Bass 28 Oct 2013
Ben Bass & Beyond @BenBassBeyond
Halloween is when John Boehner freaks people out by painting his face flesh-colored
Benjamin Bass 27 Oct 2013
I'm so grateful today that I fought for my right to party when I was 15.
"This Is 40" is what the 40-year-old virgin said when he showed his girlfriend his dick
Benjamin Bass 25 Oct 2013
I suffered a reversal in the stock market and had to downgrade to a cell phone with an extension cord
Benjamin Bass 24 Oct 2013
Need a super-Jewy character name for my new play... probably going with Kendall Holloway-Hastings
A Daily Planet reporter secretly being Superman is so unrealistic. Like there's a thriving big city newspaper.
@RobnLnn No i in your twitter handle either. (Got here via @dropkickjeffy tweet... Hello.)
There's this reporter at the Daily Planet who I once thought maybe was Superman, but he wears glasses.
It's a little sad how Bruce Wayne tries so hard to maintain his secret identity. Everyone knows he's Batman.
I had to break up with my girlfriend tonight... she insisted.
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