Benjamin Bass 13 Nov 2013
Ben Bass & Beyond @BenBassBeyond
You should never spoil a series finale. I'm talking to you, people who made the series finale of Lost.
Benjamin Bass 12 Nov 2013
When I was still in the womb my parents went to Times Square on New Year's Eve, and my balls dropped
If you eat sandwiches, you might be a redneck, or you might not.
I've got 99 problems, a surprisingly high number for a celebrity with $500 million, a gorgeous wife and an NBA basketball team.
Just unfriended Heidi Klum because the sexual tension became unbearable
Benjamin Bass 11 Nov 2013
Re•straint' (n.): the ability not to honk your horn when the horribly slow driver ahead of you is a cop
Benjamin Bass 10 Nov 2013
Don't know the first thing about Chris Christie's politics, just happy there's finally a prominent, successful Republican who is not insane
Everyone thinks my baby is so cute, and no one realizes I stole a baby.
Benjamin Bass 8 Nov 2013
Freedom isn't free. You may send me a $15 check at your convenience.
Benjamin Bass 7 Nov 2013
"We are spirits in the Material Girl" —Vodka to Whiskey
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