Benjamin Bass 29 Dec 2013
Ben Bass & Beyond @BenBassBeyond
A sommelier showed me how to "take the snobbery out of wine" when he handed me a glass of water
Benjamin Bass 24 Dec 2013
I'm impressed that you have 40,000 Twitter followers yet I feel disdain, nay, revulsion at how much time you apparently spend on Twitter
Abruptly changing to Prego spaghetti sauce is a good way to tell someone you're pregnant
Benjamin Bass 23 Dec 2013
Manti Te'o is the Rookie of the Year in an NFL that does not exist.
Benjamin Bass 13 Dec 2013
Just took a Claritin that expired in 2003. I assume it will either kill me or give me superpowers.
Benjamin Bass 12 Dec 2013
Only thing I remember from HS: Centrifugal force is in fact centripetal force. Might not be true. I might not have learned anything in HS.
Benjamin Bass 10 Dec 2013
Onion headline from train I'm on: Massive Bears Game-Bound Dudes to High-Five
Benjamin Bass 8 Dec 2013
If I were friends with George Clooney, I'd call him Cloons. But, you know, we had that fight.
Benjamin Bass 5 Dec 2013
"Store this medication in a safe place away from moisture, heat, light and Jeff."
Benjamin Bass 4 Dec 2013
Sure, haters gonna hate, but they also gonna do other things
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