Mike Zakarian 28 Aug 2018
Mike Zakarian @MikeZakarian
I pretend every conference call I overhear at work is Jan calling Michael
I know I'm getting older because I just ate an Almond Joy
Mike Zakarian 26 Aug 2018
Currently imagining what it would be like to be invested in the Logan Paul fight
Mike Zakarian 25 Aug 2018
RT @MikeZakarian: Doctor: so how did your hurt your back again? Me: I was sitting down and then I stood up. Doctor: and? Me: Nope, tha…
Mike Zakarian 24 Aug 2018
Doctor: so how did your hurt your back again? Me: I was sitting down and then I stood up. Doctor: and? Me: Nope, that’s it.
This is so dumb. So. So. Dumb. https://t.co/22TI2tQM91
Mike Zakarian 23 Aug 2018
Guy next to me on a date. Him: this might surprise you but I’m more of a Dwight than a Jim. FIVE MINUTES PASS… https://t.co/PJHDk1rMnF
If the comedy community can rejoice together in one thing it’s the end of the Big Bang Theory
Mike Zakarian 22 Aug 2018
Sure I’m 33, but that doesn’t change my dream of participating in the Little League World Series
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