Mike Zakarian 2 Oct 2018
Mike Zakarian @MikeZakarian
RT @MikeZakarian: I just got my first “go fuck yourself” of the academic year!
Mike Zakarian 1 Oct 2018
I just got my first “go fuck yourself” of the academic year!
All great comedians have funnier spouses ~is a thing I tell myself
Mike Zakarian 30 Sep 2018
“I have a lot of work today so I’m gonna go bananas if you’re, well if you’re you.” @klew7
That was Kanye’s spin on Justin Timberlake’s ‘Take it on down to Veganville’
Mike Zakarian 28 Sep 2018
Thank you. https://t.co/pD1Vw0fViA
Rejection is a form of flattery ~is a thing I just told myself
The right way to listen to Ted Cruz #KavanaghHearing https://t.co/4t9mOal2b9
RT @klew7: We call my Uncle “Bird” and my family is now referring to ourselves as his “flock” and, well, that is all very on brand for the…
In my reality Jon Hamm is always wearing a bomber jacket
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