Mike Zakarian 24 Oct 2018
Mike Zakarian @MikeZakarian
Two older drunk women just stumbled into me and asked me to order them an Uber but not a pool cause it’s too cold to swim.
Mike Zakarian 23 Oct 2018
Excited to take in Game 1 of the World Series! #GoSox https://t.co/QeuctcBk0V
RT @MikeZakarian: *Walks into work. Colleague approaches* Colleague: Hey, if you're sick you shouldn't be here. Me: But-- Colleague: We d…
RT @heyKQ: a few months ago i decided to “start drawing” despite having no innate talent at it & also refusing to practice or take a class.…
*Walks into work. Colleague approaches* Colleague: Hey, if you're sick you shouldn't be here. Me: But-- Colleague… https://t.co/tj8mjMAhSW
Mike Zakarian 22 Oct 2018
THE SLOWEST 20 MINUTES OF THE DAY ARE ALWAYS 4:40PM-5:00PM
Mike Zakarian 19 Oct 2018
Good thread https://t.co/ZklTZJ9Qyd
Mike Zakarian 18 Oct 2018
I've been 'kind of asleep' throughout most of the day.
RT @Cut4: The kids. They be playin'. https://t.co/omNqpbDi09
Me in 7 hours: Sorry I’m late, I stayed up until 5am watching Benintendi replays.
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