Mike Zakarian 8 May 2018
Mike Zakarian @MikeZakarian
I'm glad we say phrases like 'Self-Care' now so I can say "I'm having a Self-Care evening" instead of "Eating a Bucket of Corn dip"
Every cover of Redbone is a sin against humanity.
Very eager and excited for Duane Casey to be announced as Coach of the Year
Mike Zakarian 7 May 2018
RT @MikeZakarian: Happy Monday? https://t.co/GT1dKySBpf
At least he was able to set them up with that sweet, sweet Blake Griffin contract before he left https://t.co/bRLJBIYErb
Stranger: JESSE! HEY JESSE!!! Me: I’m sorry? Stranger: JESSE!! (Gets closer) oh what the hell you’re not Jesse.… https://t.co/8abgzqcKV5
ARE PPL WATCHING BARRY? CUZ I NEED TO TALK TO SUM1
RT @SheaSerrano: [on the freeway] *james harden swerves out of his lane to smash his car into yours* HARDEN: your fault
Just dawned on me that we got LeBron AND Donald Glover in the same night. We also got the overtime confetti from @sixers
Mike Zakarian 6 May 2018
In the year 2035 it will be my turn to play Colonel Sanders in a KFC commercial
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