Mike Zakarian 23 Sep 2017
Mike Zakarian @MikeZakarian
RT @TWSnyderman: Haven't seen LeBron drop 45 this beautifully since Boston game 6 in 2012
Kid next to me while I'm ordering coffee Kid: Mommy! I think I'm taller than this man on my tippy toes! Mommy! Look! I am Me: 😞
Mike Zakarian 22 Sep 2017
"Thank you Professor. My thesis is on the fact that nothing has ever been accomplished between the hours of 2 and 5pm on a Friday afternoon"
RT @jewelfg: Getting tired of yelling "JUST DROP ME OFF HERE" at train conductors with no success
Mike Zakarian 21 Sep 2017
RT @MattBarats: .@NewYorker https://t.co/SX3qMAKwep
So happy @nbcthegoodplace is back. Ted Danson is one handsome devil
Mike Zakarian 20 Sep 2017
I give everyone the benefit of the doubt except when it comes to Go Fund Me campaigns
Mike Zakarian 19 Sep 2017
Colleague: You wouldn't happen to have an android charger would you? Me: hahahahahahahahahahahahahah android? ahahahahahahahahahah
Student of mine made a pretty cool bulletin board for first year students using @broadcity https://t.co/o1uy3UREn3
The poor mans Jon Hamm is Jon Spam
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