Mike Zakarian 27 Dec 2017
Mike Zakarian @MikeZakarian
Is there anything more tagged than jeans? #AfterXmasTweet
Good content should be called “Protent”
Mike Zakarian 26 Dec 2017
Ending 2017 with an 8.5 hour bus ride from Boston to New York BECUASE THATS WHAT 2017 IS ALL ABOUT
RT @HumanOfHigherEd: The World: “Ugh, back to work today” Higher Ed: THIS IS OUR ONE VICTORY!!!! https://t.co/tzk3hMJDcJ
RT @michelleisawolf: May all my comedian friends find strength as they are told all the things they can "use in one of your skits"
Asparagus is the most narcissistic vegetable. It reminds you hours later that you hung out earlier.
Mike Zakarian 25 Dec 2017
I know I’ve reached adulthood because when people open gifts I know say “ohhh wow, that looks SHARP.” #MerryXmas
Mike Zakarian 24 Dec 2017
Aunt: did you bring a gift for the joke grab? Me: no. Aunt: Why not? You’re a comedian! Me: 😐
Mike Zakarian 23 Dec 2017
Won family ‘Cards Against Humanity’ to prove I am a comedian.
The “What Up With That” sketch is perfect
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