Mike Zakarian 5 Jun 2019
Mike House Zakarian @MikeZakarian
My American Ninja Warrior submission tape is me dodging ASPCA volunteers stopping people on the street for donations
@JSurab just want you to know I was excited about Fried tonight, too up until 7:20 😂
Mike Zakarian 4 Jun 2019
U know how sometimes u root for a baseball team + they lose so many games early that they are out of the playoff hu… https://t.co/Lpu4qbFDZm
Every sketch should have an adult juul'ing in it because that's actually the funniest thing.
It's crazy that the world is ending in 2050 but the most consistent advice I get is MAX OUT YOUR 401K
So glad Improv4humans got into DCM this year! Phew! https://t.co/Ejf78ZDtru
As sad as I am for the Bruins loss, happy knowing Jon Hamm will go to bed happy tonight.
RT @netw3rk: EAT SHIT SALLIE MAE I WIN https://t.co/Df22SIjuEB
Mike Zakarian 3 Jun 2019
Took 3 trains to tell a 4 minute story about pooping myself as an adult. #comedy
Mike Zakarian 2 Jun 2019
Just a reminder that Barstool is trash.
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