Kyle Burnside 19 Sep 2013
kyle burnside @birdmanburnside
There is a huge difference between a hot girl and a girl wearing too little clothing #differenceisbacon#andcupcakes#andyourfat#ursizeisXL
Kyle Burnside 18 Sep 2013
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 300,000 times, well then you're probably the weatherman#howrUsobadaturjob?
RT @TheTweetOfGod: The people who spend all their time trying to find Me are usually the same people I spend all My time trying to lose.
More OFC action please. $2-$5 a point My name is thebirdman84
Kyle Burnside 17 Sep 2013
The only reason I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone is to avoid their calls
RT @TheTweetOfGod: I only care about events in .00000000000000000000000000000000000001% of the universe.
Kyle Burnside 16 Sep 2013
RT @ChaseMit: America's national mascot should just be a drunk white girl typing on a shattered iPhone.
Kyle Burnside 15 Sep 2013
RT @TheTweetOfGod: My motto is, "If it feels good, condemn it."
RT @TheTweetOfGod: You're stupid in ways you haven't even begun to fail to understand.
Me-"so ya took me the long way and ya don't have change? Ur a great cab driver" -him-"Ty" Me-"ur an idiot" #goodyalk#crazycabbies
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