Kyle Burnside 14 Sep 2014
kyle burnside @birdmanburnside
RT @JBrikis: I mean how can anyone play defense anymore in this league? Is this flag football? #NFL #whatajoke
Kyle Burnside 13 Sep 2014
What not to do on a first date-ask what gender they are
Kyle Burnside 10 Sep 2014
Life is sexually transmitted!
Kyle Burnside 9 Sep 2014
Does it disturb anyone else that "The Los Angeles Angels" baseball team translates directly to "The The Angels Angels"?
Kyle Burnside 5 Sep 2014
People who eat their pizza with a fork don't need a costume for Halloween because they are monsters #trickortreat
Kyle Burnside 4 Sep 2014
I just walked by FAO Schweetz and now I've got the diabetes
Kyle Burnside 29 Aug 2014
Just cuz I didn't get into med school doesn't mean that I can't be a small delicious mini donut candy #lifesaver
Common sense is so rare nowadays that it should be classified as a super power #marvel#commonsenseman
Kyle Burnside 24 Aug 2014
i’m like 102% tired
Kyle Burnside 22 Aug 2014
I legit look like a troll doll right now. And I just saw master splinter in the subway #thisismylife?#sosad
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