Kyle Burnside 25 Oct 2014
kyle burnside @birdmanburnside
Murdering people in elevators should be legal as long as the doors r closed. Then they'd control they're verbal diarrhea a lil better
Kyle Burnside 24 Oct 2014
Anytime I'm awake this early to go to the casino I really feel like a degenerate #earlybirdgetstheworm
Kyle Burnside 23 Oct 2014
When I watch someone try to put away a wet umbrella, I lose all faith in humanity #strugglevillage
Kyle Burnside 18 Oct 2014
Got to Clearwater Florida safely, I'm pretty happy with how I flew the plane
Kyle Burnside 13 Oct 2014
Who is the person I can call when I need to talk????
Kyle Burnside 9 Oct 2014
When you are dead, you don't know you are dead. The pain is only for others. It's the same thing when you are stupid, remember that
Kyle Burnside 8 Oct 2014
RT @louisck: It really feels like Mars used to be a here that got globally warmed by some very us-y people-things.
Kyle Burnside 28 Sep 2014
Dracula had impeccable hair for a guy who couldn’t see himself in a mirror
Kyle Burnside 21 Sep 2014
when butterflies are in love, do they feel humans in their stomach? #science??
Kyle Burnside 18 Sep 2014
Dear GNC-you might want to hire employees who atleast look like they've exercised a few times in their life #credibilityissues#protein
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