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Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll add to the global overdepletion of the oceans. So just give him the fish

Watching USA curling#nojoke#emotionalrollercoaster#MURICA

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Fort Lauderdale bound #runninggood#nagva#sunshinestate

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Comcast buying Time Warner feels a lot like when Sauron and Saruman joined forces #evilempires#harrysaveusall

RT @TheTweetOfGod: You do realize the awful weather is only the beginning of a century of catastrophe, right? ‘Cause if not, heads up on th…