Kyle Burnside 18 Mar 2014
kyle burnside @birdmanburnside
Opinions are like genitals: some people make money by posting them on the internet #verbalporno
Mighty ducks is the best hockey movie ever, hands down #quackquackquack
Kyle Burnside 15 Mar 2014
Anybody wanna fire up some OFC pineapple games? #pineapplefish
Kyle Burnside 10 Mar 2014
RT @Seinfeld2000: Book Detective http://t.co/Y9CS5ah8yD
Kyle Burnside 6 Mar 2014
Do you think the first person to go on a stakeout was disappointed? “Been sitting in this car all night and still no steak?"
Kyle Burnside 1 Mar 2014
Silly teenagers, babies are for adults#sloganremix#butseriously#cuttheshit#bagitup
Stop posting every five minutes about how rough your so called massive night out was#youdontevendrinkgood
Every single white person secretly thinks they could be a bartender #itried#isucked
One of the toughest parts of being a grown up is figuring out how to stay friends with people who post too many selfies
Kyle Burnside 26 Feb 2014
Please quit posting pictures of your ultrasounds. We get it. You're a sex haver, and you lost
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