Jake Schwartz 5 Nov 2014
Jake Schwartz @Jake11291
RT @IamEvilTebow: After 16 seasons Alfonso Soriano is retiring from baseball. He will be remebered as a good player who never learned Engli…
I am trying to get in the spirit of No Shave November but it just looks like a patchy set of pubes and a Mexi-Stache on my face right now
Not gonna lie... I really like Derek Fisher's smirk on the Knicks sideline.
Jake Schwartz 3 Nov 2014
I got carded twice today while going to an R rated movie. Do I really look under 17 years old?
Saw Nightcrawler. Solid movie and Gylenhaal was great. Seems weird that every good movie lately deals with extremely sociopathic characters
Jake Schwartz 2 Nov 2014
Did the announcers for this Dolphins-Chargers game do a whole bunch of Cocaine before this game?
@MattStoutPoker @DanOBrienPoker Apparently Del Zotto was fucking porn stars while with the Rangers. Ridiculous http://t.co/sR4WRD7UVk
Bill Gates offered Young Thug $9 million dollars to stop making music. What an awesome story
Slick just got a 15 minute penalty on his phone cause he is so drunk and fucked up his password so many times
Jake Schwartz 1 Nov 2014
Johnny Jam Boogie @chasedodge http://t.co/ozJzL4X60e
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