Jake Schwartz 26 Feb 2015
Jake Schwartz @Jake11291
RT @CreanyTom: Me and the team got so high last night that we searched for Stan for half an hour while he helped us look
It's gonna be like House Party in Atlanta this weekend with @Michael38207841 out of town for @jbeauprez wedding. http://t.co/phzNkRaLI9
Jake Schwartz 25 Feb 2015
RT @glittershitter6: "I like Michael Jackson's later work" -Allan, the nice new neighbor who came over to introduce himself
Why was Acie Law such a bust?
Jake Schwartz 23 Feb 2015
Nothing combines to brighten my day and creep me out more than @realcharder30 daily personally sent selfie on snapchat.
John Travolta currently looks like a lesbian corpse
Jake Schwartz 22 Feb 2015
http://t.co/C0CQqOkCGV
Wow. @Michael38207841 is talking shit on 2K.
Well a psycho Uber driver talking about 9/11 conspiracies was just what I was looking for on my way out tonight.
Raw oysters and Soco lime shots are a winning combination. And by winning combination I mean fast track to violent diahreaa
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