Jake Schwartz 18 Feb 2015
Jake Schwartz @Jake11291
Anyone wanna play Trivia Crack or come crack me over the head with a baseball bat in Charlotte? Both appreciated but bat is preferred.
Flight to ATL was cancelled after my layover so I am spending the night exactly where I wanted to be: The Charlotte Airport.
RT @bdbeatslayer: @Jake11291 u should be banned from society for this lol... I love it. Even @jaredjaffee21 wears underwear on flights
Last time I flew I had blue balls. I decided this time I was just gonna freeball instead. Another lovely life decision
Making another brilliant life decision by flying home to ATL right now instead of staying in sunny Florida for a few more days.
Jake Schwartz 17 Feb 2015
Indiana University has been in 0 bowl games since I've been in college. Fuck off
Never lost a CRedit Card Roulette. Never will. @DoTheGump http://t.co/JfZNl0isFb
My roommate from college told me tonight that I look like I belong in ISIS.
@DarryllFish @AntZinno congrats guys!
Chances she dies on this episode of Fanily Feud? Survey says? http://t.co/0FDXkjPtu6
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