Erik Aude 12 Sep 2016
Erik Audé @erikaude
I'm no longer allowed on Jury's because I always get an orgy started when we deliberate.
Just booked a good action role for the show Scumbag Superhero. Playing a dickhead of all things.
Erik Aude 10 Sep 2016
Order a drink under the name Bueller at Starbucks and then leave.
Boom! Took down another 1st. My poker is ninja.
Erik Aude 9 Sep 2016
Whenever lm lonely, I just tip the dominos pizza guy a little extra to hang out. Always cheers me up.
Am I an asshole for wanting to tell a friend their photos suck?
Erik Aude 6 Sep 2016
Shit!!! Taylor Swift and Tom just broke up after 3 months? Lost that bet too. I only gave them 2 weeks.
Every wedding sermon should end with "Til Divorce Do You Part" or "Til you bang my bestfriend" Something along those lines.
This game in particular made me realize to never bet on sports again. Whichever team I cheered for, the other team immidiately played better
Hilarious. Once the quarter ended, I bet on Florida State to dominate the 4th quarter. Ole Miss marched down and scored like it was nothing.
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