Erik Aude 5 Jul 2013
Erik Audé @erikaude
todays the day we celebrate Will Smith and Jeff G saving earth from the alien invaders. This Barbque's for you.
Erik Aude 4 Jul 2013
@loadedhollywood come hang out and watch some great bands with us.
I warn this woman "Hey your boobs hanging out" she gets mad at me like its my fault. She says "Why you looking?" I say "Cuz Im a man."
Erik Aude 3 Jul 2013
That odd moment when someone you hardly know calls you and tries to have a conversation like you were best friends once. I just hang up.
Erik Aude 20 Jun 2013
The host of Insanity is full of shit. This guy just stands there and does nothing.
Sex is the best thing to wake up to. Unless you're in prison.
Call me old fashioned, but I think its acceptable to write thank you notes after receiving blowjobs.
just purchased my tickets for @WorldWarZMovie
There's this new scary show on The Discovery Channel that documents HomeTown Buffets around the world. Its called "When Fat Girls Attack"
Erik Aude 19 Jun 2013
When I was homeschooled I still got my lunch money stolen.
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