Erik Aude 9 May 2013
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this 101 year old lady on The Tonight Show is great.
Erik Aude 8 May 2013
Screaming kid directly next to me on this flight from vegas to Chicago. SMH. Normal. This seems to happen often.
TSA are a bunch of dickheads.
took 2nd in the tourney then went and donked it all off in the cash game. :) Fun night regardless. Leaving for Chicago in a few hours.
We make final table. I leave for the break. I come back, half my chips are gone. Someone colored me up way wrong. Normal.
My favorite part about poker is the Turn and River repeatedly fucking me over. Normal. Playing in a tourney tonight. Im sure it'll continue
Erik Aude 7 May 2013
A woman asked me for directions. I gave her the quickest route. She slaps me. Says i'm messing with her. So i gave her wrong directions.
How the hell is Lois Lanes arm not broken off when she flies with Superman? He's only barely holding one hand?
Erik Aude 6 May 2013
My favorite part about playing Grand Theft Auto San Andreas is going to the gym and taking over rival gang turf. Kinda like my life now
Hit my head and had an out of body experience. Met Jesus. Told him I loved him. He said he just wanted to be friends. Normal.
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