Erik Aude 16 May 2013
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When are they going to invent a teleportation machine from Star Trek already? I have a Poker commercial audition in Vegas at 5pm. Not going.
If you paid for everything and stayed with me when I got fat or else risk losing all your money to my greediness, then yeah, I'd marry you
Out in 17th. Headed to Pinz.
Still in the tourney. 21 out of 26. Got sucked out by some dipshit named Castle who lives in his Aunts basement. Sitting on 37k.
im still in it bitches. Some jackass crippled me with a runner flush. But i'm in this shit to win it. 21 out of 126 left. Fuck you Dale
Playing in an online benefit to help Jesse on Pokerstars. Dale Wade put a bounty on my head. Because he's a hater.
Erik Aude 15 May 2013
I've lost with KK three times in a row now. Had KK back to back and was 2 outtered both times, then just got it all in against KJ flop JJ6
That moment you get hit in the nuts and realize nothing else on this planet will ever matter again until the pain in your balls goes away.
That sad feeling you get once you realize all your friends hot sisters from High School grew up to be ugly.
Won the tourney tonight. About time.
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