Erik Aude 27 May 2013
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thinking Fast 6, then the gym.
@MrTyHodges happy birthday you cack
Erik Aude 26 May 2013
@CThomasHowell I have a cool poker tourney for you on the 11th of July in Vegas. All expenses paid.
Fact: Your ugliest friend will always be the biggest cockblocker you have.
If I were president, I would abuse my power and Invade Canada, Mexico, and Utah, because you know those Mormon bastards are up to no good.
Sometimes you just gotta shake your head at life and laugh. Because she's gonna mess up no matter what.
This drunk woman, who played a D Squad Stripper in this movie I worked on started beating everyone up at this party tonight. Fun times.
It is a FACT, if you push in a girl left nipple and rub her G-spot counter clockwise, the theme song for the movie Star Wars will play.
Proof that Lesbians are still stronger than Gays. Butch Girl Power!!! http://t.co/F7tHC180t5
For some, the word LOVE means being happy forever. For me it means a crazy bitch like Jody Arias stabbing me 27 times. Don't fall in love
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