Erik Aude 1 Jun 2013
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Why don't your hottest friends ever want to sleep with you?
Erik Aude 31 May 2013
Fame wont change me. Only a lot of money will, and man I can not wait for that to happen.
new friend of mine just joined twitter. Help him get followers please @onetruebritt
If your ex calls you crying, he better have his penis caught in his zipper, because thats the only excusable reason to call anyone crying
My first tweet ever was "Twitter Sucks" and then I didn't use it for a year.
Me: What's up? HER: Not if you were the last man on earth. Me: If that were the case I'd be charging your ugly ass.
Out of over 1600 feature submissions, my film Halfway to Hell was one of 28 movies picked to be in this film festival. June 9th 2:45 pm Come
Headed to Hollywood to do the Red Carpet for DANCES WITH FILMS, FILM FESTIVAL. Then a Q&A for our film Halfway to Hell.
Hugs should not be given away carelessly. They should be earned.
If you go in for a simple handshake and someone starts doing a Sigma Ki handshake with elbow bumps, and weird hand grips. Just Punch them.
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