Tom Schneider 29 Sep 2013
Tom Schneider @DonkeyBomber
@greggutfeld Congress & Prez threatening to shut down government is like my wife threatening to shred her credit cards.
Tom Schneider 28 Sep 2013
Worst thing about shopping for underwear is looking at "the package"
Non-gamblers use "odds are" when the"odds aren't". "Odds are Billy will get a hit since he's struck out his last15 at bats"
Tom Schneider 27 Sep 2013
Dad now on LinkedIn Has endorsed me for >1000 skills. Apparently I'm good at diaper changing, reclining & beer drinking.
Tom Schneider 26 Sep 2013
Hav never been invited to more things that I don't want to do since being on Facebook. Now accepting Tupperware party invites
Tom Schneider 25 Sep 2013
RT @LoudMouthGolf: Watch this @PokerNightTV video featuring @DonkeyBomber in Loudmouth's 'Shagadelic' jacket & hat http://t.co/cyp3eKqlJ0 #…
Tom Schneider 20 Sep 2013
RT @KristyArnett: Took a shot in a $25-$50 NLH televised cash game a few weeks back @PokerNightTV - Here was my experience- http://t.co/SJ…
Tom Schneider 11 Sep 2013
President Assad's penciled in mustache looks like a number 2.
Tom Schneider 5 Sep 2013
Dick leader of Syria, Assad, has no chin. How does he put pillow cases on?
Tom Schneider 4 Sep 2013
Can't believe there's a show called "who wants to date a comedian" cant believe I'm watching it at 2 am. What's Wong witme
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