Tom Schneider 13 Nov 2013
Tom Schneider @DonkeyBomber
RT @PokerNightTV: Our cast for @RenoPeppermill celebrity game includes: @ToddBrunson @GregFBT @DonkeyBomber @JasonSomerville @audavidb and …
A watched pot never boils but a watched iPhone loses 1% battery power every 5 seconds.
Tom Schneider 8 Nov 2013
I must admit that I have followed people that have single digit followers to help. I call it Tweeting It Forward.
Tom Schneider 7 Nov 2013
Was so excited when I saw that my last tweet got retweeted until I saw that the retweeter has no followers. #TweetSlowRoll
The guy at bar that talked about grocery bags for 20 mins just said Walter is like a girl. I have to stop dropping eaves
Hate it when I have to eaves drop on boring convos. Guy at bar has talked for 20 mins to chic about grocery bags. #WontGetLaid
Tom Schneider 6 Nov 2013
Couldn't sleep realizing my prior tweet was wrong. Should hav said "half empty". Optimist is an accordion player w/a pager.
If I owned a bar, I would want my bartender to be a pessimist, seeing everyone's glass as half full.
Tom Schneider 29 Oct 2013
"@spencer_chen: @DonkeyBomber hate to be the etymology nit, but ... http://t.co/TVFU4Vckf0…" u think I didn't know that?
It's hard to fire someone when you are dressed in a Dracula costume. But easy to discuss draconian measures.
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