Paul Berger 5 Apr 2014
Paul Berger @BergerPberger1
When the doorbell rings, why do dogs always assume that it's for them?
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is also like having a peeing section in the pool
Too bored to stay home. Too lazy to go out...
There is a big difference between "friend", and "Facebook friend"
I did a push-up today, why am I still fat?
Why does the person who snores always fall asleep first?
Vodka is just awesome water
Fine. Don't respond to my text. I like food better than I like you anyway
Sometimes you need to just lay on the couch, and do nothing for three years
"I saw that.-Karma
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