Paul Berger 26 Mar 2014
Paul Berger @BergerPberger1
RT @sbschwartz1024: Just retweeted Ellen Degeneres 'cause I'm a middle aged woman. #Ha
Ooh Ee Ooh ah ah Ting tang walla walla bing bang Have fun with that song stuck in your head
I wasn't mad. Then you asked me ten times if I was mad. Now, I'm mad!
When I drop ice: 3% pick it up 97% kick it under the fridge... No one will know
Tell a therapist, not Facebook
Exit the womb they said... Life will be great they said
Paul Berger 25 Mar 2014
Shout out to my fingers, I can always count on them.
Today is the 3:25:14 That is all, carry on.
"White girl with friends over" http://t.co/wF6lKCIaQf
Paul Berger 24 Mar 2014
Just once I'd love to wake up one Monday morning, and see on the news. "Hey folks Monday has been cancelled, go back to bed"
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