Paul Berger 24 Jan 2014
Paul Berger @BergerPberger1
If I were a bird you would be the first person I'd crap on
"K" well potassium to you too AH
Can't sleep? Okay, turn around on your other side, and flip your pillow to the cold side. Sweet dreams...
Paul Berger 23 Jan 2014
Finding a $20 in your pocket that you forgot you had
Every 60 seconds in Australia a minute passes
Paul Berger 22 Jan 2014
Right now you have three fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under it for support, and you are scrolling with your thumb...
I wonder how people would react if I walked into Sea World with a fishing pole
Paul Berger 21 Jan 2014
Why So Serious???
RT @carly____rose: Why do I have to respect someone just because they're older than me? Last time I checked respect was earned not given
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