Maria Mayrinck 28 Apr 2014
Maria Mayrinck @Maridu
Se eu jurar q isso é meu café/almoço/lanche e jantar desde o dia 23 de dezembro e q só desviei 3x, vcs acreditam? http://t.co/nQwSUHytOH
my contribution to civilization today consisted of rewatching 2 episodes of House, sun tanning & running away from food. I’m OK w that.
I can’t believe I have to wait a WHOLE other year for you, you pretty hussy @coachella I fucking love you so much Id’ marry you <3
weekend 2! RT @coachella: Weekend 1 or Weekend 2? http://t.co/BbBL5WwXqW
Gosh, I’m such a classy lady even I shock myself! Pouring detergent on cakes, spraying bug spray into peanut butter, AND EATING IT ALL #FUCK
I’m now (for real) SPRAYING BUG SPRAY INTO A TUB OF PEANUT BUTTER. Don’t think I’ll eat that, right? Coinflip... Being in the US scares me
Freaks! I tweet that I actually poured DETERGENT on a chocolate cake to NOT eat it but I STILL ATE IT, & it gets favorited like 20x #LOL
Maria Mayrinck 27 Apr 2014
Taking a break from my @lordemusic obsession & listening to @Chromeo all day. They are SO GOOD & under rated. https://t.co/S1er2yLkR3
Can I call the clock? *CLOCK!!!* RT @RichTRyan: Now six-plus minutes into this tank…
if you believe there was a talking serpent that offered an apple to a chick in paradise & here we are, please click UNFOLLOW right now. ty!
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